Sherman Ave Freshman Guide: How to Party Like a Wildcat
NOTE: According to the Illinois Liquor Control Act of 1934, no person under the age of 21 years old may purchase, drink or possess any alcoholic beverage. Therefore, I would like to ask anyone under 21...
View ArticlePlaces You Shouldn’t Meet a Girl
Continuing yesterday’s romantic advice of Manua Hiki-Hiki, Professor J. Reginald Vandernips offers some suggestions for inadvisable places to meet a future paramour. You met her at the Keg. Now, no one...
View ArticleFall Quarter, Freshman Year – What You Have/Will Have Learned
My fall quarter freshman year was a whirlwind of Skol, strangers, and non-existent study hours. If you’re a freshman, learn these lessons now. If you’re not, congratu-fucking-lations on your...
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